Keep the sun out, keep the dread in.
Complete the look with the Anxiety Dad Hat. This isn't your father's weekend cap—unless your dad was into existential dread. Featuring the word "ANXIETY" in jagged, white heavy metal typography embroidered across the front, this cap lets everyone know exactly where your head is at.
Built with a classic unstructured, low-profile fit, it hugs your head comfortably whether you're hiding a bad hair day or hiding from responsibilities.
The Details:
Premium Material: 100% chino cotton twill for that soft, worn-in feel right out of the box.
The Fit: Unstructured, 6-panel low-profile design (the classic "dad hat" silhouette).
Adjustable: Strap with an antique buckle closure for a custom fit.
Embroidery: High-density white stitching that stands out against the black cotton.
One size fits most (anxieties).
We don't stack inventory in some dusty warehouse. This lid is stitched fresh specifically for you the second you order. It keeps our stock lean and the quality high. It might take a couple extra days to land on your doorstep, but fresh gear is worth the wait. Thanks for not being basic.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
20 ½-24 ⅜ |
4 ¾ |
3 ⅛ |
7 ½ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
52-62 |
12 |
8 |
19 |
